Pretend this popsicle is your dick, yeah? SFW!

Here I am, eating an ice lolly in the middle of the night because my gums were hurting like hell! Alas, upon having my top teeth removed at the start of the summer I bought a fuck tonne of ice lollies to help with swelling and soothe the gums when tiny little shards of root are working their way through them. For things so small, they sure hurt a lot! And rather than eating it ‘alone' I thought I'd get you along for the ride.